19 04, 2020

It helps these days to laugh

By |2020-04-19T04:31:32-07:00April 19th, 2020|Thoughts|

Where there's a will, I want to be in it. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. We never really grow up, [...]

1 04, 2020

Good jokes

By |2020-04-01T04:46:10-07:00April 1st, 2020|Thoughts|

My editor sent me the following good Corona virus jokes. Even in terrible times, we should keep up optimistic good humor. To go to the store, they said a mask and gloves were enough…they lied…everyone else had clothes on. 20 years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.  Now we have no [...]

14 01, 2018

Another joke

By |2018-01-14T06:12:37-07:00January 14th, 2018|Thoughts|

Sometimes, we say things we wish we never said. The following are some examples from some famous people.     "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice [...]

9 05, 2017

Some jokes

By |2017-05-09T13:20:53-07:00May 9th, 2017|Thoughts|

One of our readers sent me these jokes:   Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops [...]

24 02, 2017

Jokes

By |2017-02-24T08:12:42-07:00February 24th, 2017|Thoughts|

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14 12, 2016

Clever humorous thoughts

By |2016-12-14T06:09:15-07:00December 14th, 2016|Thoughts|

                                                         The following clever thoughts were sent to me by Simon Greenspan   Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.   The only reason they say [...]

4 12, 2016

Some Jokes

By |2016-12-04T04:23:22-07:00December 4th, 2016|Thoughts|

                                                                                                 Jokes                         A reader of booksnthoughts [...]

3 07, 2016

A cute laugh or at least a giggle.

By |2016-07-03T06:05:49-07:00July 3rd, 2016|Thoughts|

A cute laugh or at least a giggle. I received this from a son-in-law and want to share it.   During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then [...]