Dr. Judith Rubenstein sent me this joke. It is said to have appeared in French churches in French.   It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God. On the other hand, it is unlikely that He will contact you by phone. Thank you for turning off your phone. [...]

*WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END....* I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in [...]