Tag: A joke

A good Joke

A young very good ventriloquist is touring Sweden, and one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your […]

A joke about translating foreign words into English

As seen below translation is a problem throughout the world.   Wonderful English from Around the World … In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.  Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor’s Office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN […]

A Joke

One of our readers sent this joke:   The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America’s health insurance situation. – The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. – The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, […]

A joke – The development of a halacha

I received this joke from a reader of www.booksnthoughts.com. It mocks the extreme thinking of the Haredi (extreme Orthodox) and contains the language they use. I added parenthetical explanations of their terms.                             Development of a Halacha – Reprinted with permission from Yosid […]

A Joke

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A Joke

The following insights were sent to me by my superb editor of my published books, Darlene Jospe.   Most of our generation of 60+ were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My […]

A Passover Joke

                                                                        A Passover Joke   A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in […]

A true story and a joke

                                                                           A true story and a joke   About sixty years ago, I went to Yeshiva University in New York where I studied for a year and a half before I transferred to Ner Israel Rabbinical College in Baltimore. I had a somewhat outspoken Rebbe at YU. One day a student entered our […]

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